GOOD, BAD AND PLAIN UGLY
Gripping America is not the President's call for more troops, but The Donald suing The Rosy. Looking for relief from their ugly war, Americans have turned to Mr. Orange Bouffant and Ms. Michelin Dike.
Donald Trump is upset over Rosey O'Donnell's barbed comments on her ABC morning talk show, "The View." Responding to Trump's public defense of Tara Conner (the beautiful, hard-drinking Miss Universe), Rosey called Donald a wife-leaving, kid-sprouting, inheritance-squandering, bankruptcy benefactor who could hardly be considered a model of virtue for 20-year old girls.
He took offense to this, calling Rosey a failure and a disgusting slob and is suing "..to take some money out of her fat-ass pockets."
So what do we have here? One Universally luscious lush, and two publicity hounds considerably harder on the eyes. But it is easier than watching the dead honor roll scrolling on the News Hour with Jim Lehrer.
The Donald has a tough legal case before him. Slander requires lies, and to date, none have surfaced. Donald is a disgusting person and, along with the likes of George W. Bush, he embodies the ugly, stupid, entitled American.
For his part, our mad President is looking for 40,000 new recruits to beef up our armed forces. All they need is 40,000 people who are willing to stand halfway between the Shia and Sunni militiamen and proudly proclaim:
"I am an American Christian, and I am here to democratize you."
An unarmed black man about to be married was filled with 50 bullets, compliments of the NYC police dept. How on Earth will Defense Secretary Robert Gates ever find 40,000 individuals -- each willing to take on more lead than a North Korean reactor?
There are people who are nearly killed every year parking their cars between the two railroad crossing gates, thinking it a parking space. Last year there were 30 such incidents. But where are the rest of the 39,970 recruits coming from?
Is it me, or does Secretary Gates have the brains of a football? He's doing a whirlwind tour of the Green Zone in Baghdad, asking soldiers if they'd like more troops to help them out. That's like asking the New Jersey Giants on a third down and eight, if they'd like a few more linebackers on their next play. "Gee Mr. Gates, sure. Six more would be nice." Where do they find these genius defense secretaries?
Regarding Miss Universe, Tara Conner, MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) has dropped the beauty queen from appearing at their events. No doubt their events tend to be splashy affairs, and missing them will send a clear message to all would-be Miss Universes that partying will not be tolerated.
For her part, Rosie should be mindful of her spotted career. Being thrown off your own magazine after several failed talk shows is no platform from which to launch attacks. Americans already know The Donald is an asshole, but our collective car is parked on the tracks, and we need move it while The Gates is up -- in Iraq.
Gripping America is not the President's call for more troops, but The Donald suing The Rosy. Looking for relief from their ugly war, Americans have turned to Mr. Orange Bouffant and Ms. Michelin Dike.
Donald Trump is upset over Rosey O'Donnell's barbed comments on her ABC morning talk show, "The View." Responding to Trump's public defense of Tara Conner (the beautiful, hard-drinking Miss Universe), Rosey called Donald a wife-leaving, kid-sprouting, inheritance-squandering, bankruptcy benefactor who could hardly be considered a model of virtue for 20-year old girls.
He took offense to this, calling Rosey a failure and a disgusting slob and is suing "..to take some money out of her fat-ass pockets."
So what do we have here? One Universally luscious lush, and two publicity hounds considerably harder on the eyes. But it is easier than watching the dead honor roll scrolling on the News Hour with Jim Lehrer.
The Donald has a tough legal case before him. Slander requires lies, and to date, none have surfaced. Donald is a disgusting person and, along with the likes of George W. Bush, he embodies the ugly, stupid, entitled American.
For his part, our mad President is looking for 40,000 new recruits to beef up our armed forces. All they need is 40,000 people who are willing to stand halfway between the Shia and Sunni militiamen and proudly proclaim:
"I am an American Christian, and I am here to democratize you."
An unarmed black man about to be married was filled with 50 bullets, compliments of the NYC police dept. How on Earth will Defense Secretary Robert Gates ever find 40,000 individuals -- each willing to take on more lead than a North Korean reactor?
There are people who are nearly killed every year parking their cars between the two railroad crossing gates, thinking it a parking space. Last year there were 30 such incidents. But where are the rest of the 39,970 recruits coming from?
Is it me, or does Secretary Gates have the brains of a football? He's doing a whirlwind tour of the Green Zone in Baghdad, asking soldiers if they'd like more troops to help them out. That's like asking the New Jersey Giants on a third down and eight, if they'd like a few more linebackers on their next play. "Gee Mr. Gates, sure. Six more would be nice." Where do they find these genius defense secretaries?
Regarding Miss Universe, Tara Conner, MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) has dropped the beauty queen from appearing at their events. No doubt their events tend to be splashy affairs, and missing them will send a clear message to all would-be Miss Universes that partying will not be tolerated.
For her part, Rosie should be mindful of her spotted career. Being thrown off your own magazine after several failed talk shows is no platform from which to launch attacks. Americans already know The Donald is an asshole, but our collective car is parked on the tracks, and we need move it while The Gates is up -- in Iraq.
posted by R. Reynolds at 7:45 AM
7 Comments:
Love all the connections. You make everything make sense. Sort of.
I'm with the Michelin Woman on this one. The Donald symbolizes everything wrong with this country. If he had all the money he says he has, he could afford a colorist.
good one reynolds. Like the RR crosing metaphor.
Right on! Asking troops hunkered down in the only safe zone in Iraq, the Green Zone, if they want more troops to liberate them from their prison, is a cynical piece of political cover for a besieged president. Disgusting.
The sycophants on this page are pathetic.
You're so smart... so clever... so yeccccchhh...
Gates asking our embattled soldiers hiding in the Green Zone if they needed help was so transparent. What would you expect them to say: No thanks, we'll just shoot our way out when the evacuation helicopters arrive.
what is with that combover anyway?
why doesn't someone tell him that he looks like an idiot?
all that money, can't he put some plugs in like that Matthew McConaughey dude did?
Or simply face it, he's going BALD!!
like so what? he could have one of those way cool chrome domes like telly sevalis or yul brenner.
yul brenner, he looked cool bald, what the heck? i'll bet lots of women think the shiny chrome dome is cool. how can that mrs. trump #3 stand that silly orange shit that must be stiff, scratchy and like GLUED on his head! i mean like i never saw a photo of him with that come over with the wind blowing the wrong way or anything.
hey! has PNN done a story on combovers?? why not?
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