SPANKED
Okay then. We spanked those naughty puppies.
We burned down the House. And though we are poised to take the Senate as well (we're leading in both Missouri and Virginia), the Republicans are doing their mischief to affect the outcome.
In Virginia there is no automatic recount, so any recount would need to wait until the end of November-- time for the Republican Shredder to work its magic.
And there's a "mysterious" voting machine problem in Missouri (see yesterday's PNN), as the Bush people are frantically trying to cash in on their chips. You could just see Karl Rove chain-punching his remote in a maniacal effort to reprogram the Missouri tally.
House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi needs to stop monkeying around and start bringing articles of impeachment against the Chimp (she has said she will not do this).
Nancy, you need to do this. Monkey see, monkey do -- let's move our lips together: that's right, grab your upper lip. Okay, get someone to grab your lower lip. Good. Now, let's slowly move our lips together:
Weeeee Neeeeed Toooooo Impeeeeeeeeach Buuuuuuuuush.
In the past, Democrats have been so magnanimous, they've given obsequiousness a bad name. We need to correct our history books. There's a six-year mistake in there that we need to qualify with a giant asterisk. It's called "impeachment." Let's not impeach impeachment by taking it off the table, okay?
In the gubernatorial races it was a rout, with a sea of blue sweeping across the country. We need to do the equivalent of "Get out of Cheney's House," on those sorry bastards.
And Laura needs to file for divorce. I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but Laura needs to do this.
Bush will tell Americans today (citing Joe "Benedict Arnold" Lieberman) that his party succeeded in moving Democrats to the Right and Center. The Hell they did. Liberals and Progressives held the President's feet to the fire and smacked him for his illegal and unnecessary war, while moderates came to the party late. This vote was a complete and utter repudiation of Junior's tantrum and 6-year rampage.
Anyway, as we Dems do our pilates this morning, let's dance in the end zone:
Ah Ha
It's Our Birth-day
Churn The But-ter
Spank The Bush-ie....
Okay then. We spanked those naughty puppies.
We burned down the House. And though we are poised to take the Senate as well (we're leading in both Missouri and Virginia), the Republicans are doing their mischief to affect the outcome.
In Virginia there is no automatic recount, so any recount would need to wait until the end of November-- time for the Republican Shredder to work its magic.
And there's a "mysterious" voting machine problem in Missouri (see yesterday's PNN), as the Bush people are frantically trying to cash in on their chips. You could just see Karl Rove chain-punching his remote in a maniacal effort to reprogram the Missouri tally.
House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi needs to stop monkeying around and start bringing articles of impeachment against the Chimp (she has said she will not do this).
Nancy, you need to do this. Monkey see, monkey do -- let's move our lips together: that's right, grab your upper lip. Okay, get someone to grab your lower lip. Good. Now, let's slowly move our lips together:
Weeeee Neeeeed Toooooo Impeeeeeeeeach Buuuuuuuuush.
In the past, Democrats have been so magnanimous, they've given obsequiousness a bad name. We need to correct our history books. There's a six-year mistake in there that we need to qualify with a giant asterisk. It's called "impeachment." Let's not impeach impeachment by taking it off the table, okay?
In the gubernatorial races it was a rout, with a sea of blue sweeping across the country. We need to do the equivalent of "Get out of Cheney's House," on those sorry bastards.
And Laura needs to file for divorce. I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but Laura needs to do this.
Bush will tell Americans today (citing Joe "Benedict Arnold" Lieberman) that his party succeeded in moving Democrats to the Right and Center. The Hell they did. Liberals and Progressives held the President's feet to the fire and smacked him for his illegal and unnecessary war, while moderates came to the party late. This vote was a complete and utter repudiation of Junior's tantrum and 6-year rampage.
Anyway, as we Dems do our pilates this morning, let's dance in the end zone:
Ah Ha
It's Our Birth-day
Churn The But-ter
Spank The Bush-ie....
posted by R. Reynolds at 8:11 AM
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